1:14:02
Is this the kinda guy
you wanna spend a vacation with?
1:14:05
- I don't hate gay people.
- So you love them?
1:14:07
- Yes. I mean no.
- Textbook closet case. Self-loather.
1:14:10
Can't be comfortable with his sexuality.
1:14:13
(laughs)
1:14:16
- Brodie told me to give this to you.
- Are you watching this? It's fucked up.
1:14:19
I don't wanna be here when that tape
does what I think it's going to do.
1:14:23
Suitor-ette, how about
you answer a question for me?
1:14:26
- Um, I don't think that...
- How strong are your convictions?
1:14:29
- What are you talking about?
- Say you wind up with one of us.
1:14:33
- Hopefully not Rush Limbaugh over here.
- Oh, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh.
1:14:37
Why not? Because he's fat? You got
something against fat people, too?
1:14:45
(Jay) Snootchy bootchies!
1:14:47
Are you ready?
1:14:59
Uh...
1:15:00
If I have a conviction, I stick to it.
1:15:03
- Were you ever in love?
- Yes, as a matter of fact.
1:15:07
Oh, really?
What happened to your boyfriend?
1:15:09
Well, he, uh... We broke up.
1:15:13
- Why?
- It just didn't work out.
1:15:16
- I mean, were you unhappy?
- Sometimes.
1:15:19
- Why?
- TS?
1:15:22
Hey, what about the rest of us?
Why don't you ask me a question?
1:15:26
- Suitor No.2.
- Hey, what about me?
1:15:28
- Oh, Gill, just shut the fuck up.
- (laughter)
1:15:32
Second suitor.
Would you ever make whoopee in public?
1:15:36
Already did once today.
1:15:42
My cousin Walter jerked off
in public once. True story.
1:15:45
He was on a plane to New Mexico
when, suddenly, the hydraulics went.
1:15:49
The plane started spinning
around, out of control.
1:15:52
He decides it's all over, and whips it
out and starts beating it right there.
1:15:55
All the other passengers take a cue from
him, and whip it out and beat like mad.