1:13:01
- Like your conscience, maybe?
- Look, lady, you don't know him.
1:13:05
Now make with the questions.
1:13:07
(Brandi) Suitor No.3.
1:13:09
Is your kiss like a soft breeze,...
1:13:12
..a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?
1:13:15
- Why's the funny guy moving his hands?
- I don't wanna know.
1:13:20
What the fuck is going on up there?
1:13:22
Definitely a jackhammer.
I'm in there with some pressure,...
1:13:25
..and when I'm done, you're not
the same as before. You're changed.
1:13:29
Where do you come up with this shit?
1:13:32
That is the cheesiest response to
an honest question I've ever heard.
1:13:36
I saw you kiss
and it wasn't anything like that.
1:13:38
(laughs)
1:13:39
Suitor No.2, you have to wait
until you're addressed before you respond.
1:13:44
Richard Dawson, just go back to your
podium until it's time to play the Feud.
1:13:48
(laughter)
1:13:51
- Who the hell'd you see me kiss?
- Some dude backstage.
1:13:54
- He seemed unimpressed.
- I didn't kiss any guy. I'm not gay!
1:13:58
Suitor-ette, this guy's a homophobe.
You heard how repulsed he sounded.
1:14:02
Is this the kinda guy
you wanna spend a vacation with?
1:14:05
- I don't hate gay people.
- So you love them?
1:14:07
- Yes. I mean no.
- Textbook closet case. Self-loather.
1:14:10
Can't be comfortable with his sexuality.
1:14:13
(laughs)
1:14:16
- Brodie told me to give this to you.
- Are you watching this? It's fucked up.
1:14:19
I don't wanna be here when that tape
does what I think it's going to do.
1:14:23
Suitor-ette, how about
you answer a question for me?
1:14:26
- Um, I don't think that...
- How strong are your convictions?
1:14:29
- What are you talking about?
- Say you wind up with one of us.
1:14:33
- Hopefully not Rush Limbaugh over here.
- Oh, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh.
1:14:37
Why not? Because he's fat? You got
something against fat people, too?
1:14:45
(Jay) Snootchy bootchies!
1:14:47
Are you ready?
1:14:59
Uh...