:30:05
- Linda Ash?
- Yeah, that's right.
:30:10
- I'm Lenny.
- Hello, Lenny. Come on in.
:30:12
- Uh, you're-- you're Linda Ash, right?
- Yeah.
:30:15
- 'Cause we spoke on the phone?
- Yeah.
:30:18
Are you okay?
You look all white.
:30:20
- I'm okay.
- Yeah?
:30:22
- Do you want something to drink?
:30:25
- Maybe-- Do you have a little
Perrier or something?
- What?
:30:28
- Little-- Just a little tap water?
- Oh, sure. I have that.
:30:31
- You're definitely Linda Ash?
- Yeah.
:30:34
What's the matter?
Are you a stroke victim or something?
:30:37
I told you three times.
I'm Linda Ash.
:30:39
Oh.
:30:43
Oh, you have a,
a beautiful apartment.
:30:46
- Oh, thank you. I did it myself.
- Oh.
:30:50
Oh, let me show you
something I just got.
:30:53
- That. Isn't it a pisser?
- Ohh!
:30:55
Oh, yes, it's--
it's magnificent.
:30:57
Oh. Well, yeah.
I got a great sense of humor.
:31:00
That's something you're going
to find out about me-- I'm funny
and I can take a joke.
:31:03
- A lot of people can't take a joke.
- Oh, no, I can.
:31:06
- They say that about me too.
- Oh, yeah?
:31:08
- That I have a good sense of humor.
- Oh, good!
:31:10
Then you'll like this. Look,
I just got this. Somebody gave it to me.
:31:13
As the main spring goes back and forth,
the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass.
:31:17
- It's a genuine antique
and it keeps perfect time.
- Oh, my goodness.
:31:20
It's a disgusting--
Ohh.
:31:23
- Lenny?
:31:25
The water today is a little bit brown.
Would you like some Sprite instead?
:31:28
- I'm feeling a little dizzy. I--
- Oh, no!
:31:31
- Come sit down.
- No, no. I don't know why.
:31:33
Usually, you know,
I'm just the picture of health.
:31:35
- Yeah? You work out?
- Not-- Not religiously.
:31:38
Oh, I'm not religious either.
Mostly, my folks were Episcopalian.
:31:42
- Oh, are they? So--
- So.
:31:44
So what do you do, Lenny?
Oh, no. Wait. Let me guess.
:31:47
I have a great knack for guessing
what people do for a living.
:31:50
- Um--
- Um, uh-- I'll tell you the truth.
:31:53
- Rug salesman!
- You're close.
:31:55
I'm-- I'm a sportswriter.
Because--
:31:57
- Shit. I wasn't even in the ballpark.
- Well, it was not--
:31:59
Wait. Ballpark. Sportswriter.
Get it?