Mighty Aphrodite
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That's something you're going
to find out about me-- I'm funny
and I can take a joke.

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- A lot of people can't take a joke.
- Oh, no, I can.

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- They say that about me too.
- Oh, yeah?

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- That I have a good sense of humor.
- Oh, good!

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Then you'll like this. Look,
I just got this. Somebody gave it to me.

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As the main spring goes back and forth,
the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass.

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- It's a genuine antique
and it keeps perfect time.
- Oh, my goodness.

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It's a disgusting--
Ohh.

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- Lenny?
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The water today is a little bit brown.
Would you like some Sprite instead?

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- I'm feeling a little dizzy. I--
- Oh, no!

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- Come sit down.
- No, no. I don't know why.

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Usually, you know,
I'm just the picture of health.

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- Yeah? You work out?
- Not-- Not religiously.

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Oh, I'm not religious either.
Mostly, my folks were Episcopalian.

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- Oh, are they? So--
- So.

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So what do you do, Lenny?
Oh, no. Wait. Let me guess.

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I have a great knack for guessing
what people do for a living.

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- Um--
- Um, uh-- I'll tell you the truth.

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- Rug salesman!
- You're close.

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I'm-- I'm a sportswriter.
Because--

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- Shit. I wasn't even in the ballpark.
- Well, it was not--

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Wait. Ballpark. Sportswriter.
Get it?

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- I get it.
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I did it with a wrestler once.
A huge, hairy guy.

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You'd figure he'd be hung like a horse,
but there was very little there.

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Look, could I-- could I
just get a little water?

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- I don't care if it's brown.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

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I don't mind rust.
I'm just feeling a little--

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T-Tell me, Linda.
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Uh, uh, tell me
about yourself, Linda.

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Well, what do you--
what do you want to know?

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Anything.
I just want to know about you.

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- Well, basically, Lenny,
- Yes?

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- I'm an actress.
- Oh, that's wonderful.

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I like drama. I study.
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Yes? Uh, where--
where's that?

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Paul Delucca.
Have you ever heard of him?

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- Paul Delucca? No.
But then, I wouldn't.
- Yeah.

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- Oh, he's really well-known.
He's a genius.
- I'm sure. I'm sure.

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He says he thinks I'm gonna
make it big.

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- Mmm.
- Um, I know you will.

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- Yeah. Maybe you've seen
some of my movies.
- That's possible.

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Did you ever see
The Enchanted Pussy?

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Not yet, but I-I--
It's on my list of must-see.


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