1:05:01
And the worst thing of all is,
his girlfriend left him.
1:05:04
- She quit on him.
- Really?
1:05:06
Took him for everything
he's got.
1:05:08
He's a nice, sweet kid, but between you
and I, he ain't got too much upstairs.
1:05:12
They're all alike.
Hey, Len, what's the matter with you?
1:05:15
Looks like you got somethin'
on your mind. I don't understand.
1:05:18
Hey, Bo!
1:05:20
This-- This is the left,
and this is the right.
1:05:23
- Right?
- Yeah, yeah, Kevin, that's right.
1:05:26
Yeah.
1:05:29
Bye-bye.
1:05:31
- Hi, Lenny. I'm so sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.
1:05:34
- It's starting to rain.
- Oh, I don't have an umbrella.
1:05:37
I met a guy this afternoon that I think
would be absolutely great for you.
1:05:41
- Perfect.
- For me?
1:05:43
- Yes. He's young,
he's strong, he's healthy.
- What does he do?
1:05:46
H-H-He's, you know, like,
dicking around in agriculture.
1:05:49
What's wrong with his dick?
1:05:51
No, no, no, he's a farmer.
The guy's a farmer.
1:05:53
- You met a farmer?
- Yeah, an onion farmer. It's great.
1:05:56
- Where?
- At the gym.
1:05:58
What the hell is an onion farmer
doing at the gym?
1:06:01
He's-- He's f-finishing a-a-a
very productive career as a boxer.
1:06:05
A boxer? Oh, Lenny.
1:06:07
No, he's-- Look, he doesn't
want to be a boxer anymore.
1:06:10
H-He's-- He wants to meet
the right girl and be a farmer.
1:06:14
- Don't look at me.
- He's per-- His brother has
a big onion farm upstate.
1:06:18
Just think of it.
It'd be so great.
1:06:21
A small town, and you're-- y-you're
hairdressing and, and raising kids.
1:06:26
What small town?
1:06:28
- Wampsville.
- Where?
1:06:30
Wampsville.
It's an old Indian name.
1:06:33
I-I-It's a place rich
in American heritage.
1:06:35
Are you off
your fucking rocker?
1:06:37
I'm gonna go marry an onion farmer
and do hair in Wimpsville?
1:06:40
Wampsville,
not Wimpsville.
1:06:42
It's so perfect.
He's a nice, sweet guy.
1:06:44
Oh, come on. Forget it.
1:06:46
He's perfect, though.
He's bright-- You'll think he's bright.
1:06:49
- He is a fucking onion farmer.
- That's okay.
1:06:52
He's a nice kid.
More important, he's honest and decent.
1:06:56
And don't offer to give him a blow job
in the first five minutes,
1:06:59
- 'cause he thinks you're a hairdresser.
- You lied?