1:06:01
He's-- He's f-finishing a-a-a
very productive career as a boxer.
1:06:05
A boxer? Oh, Lenny.
1:06:07
No, he's-- Look, he doesn't
want to be a boxer anymore.
1:06:10
H-He's-- He wants to meet
the right girl and be a farmer.
1:06:14
- Don't look at me.
- He's per-- His brother has
a big onion farm upstate.
1:06:18
Just think of it.
It'd be so great.
1:06:21
A small town, and you're-- y-you're
hairdressing and, and raising kids.
1:06:26
What small town?
1:06:28
- Wampsville.
- Where?
1:06:30
Wampsville.
It's an old Indian name.
1:06:33
I-I-It's a place rich
in American heritage.
1:06:35
Are you off
your fucking rocker?
1:06:37
I'm gonna go marry an onion farmer
and do hair in Wimpsville?
1:06:40
Wampsville,
not Wimpsville.
1:06:42
It's so perfect.
He's a nice, sweet guy.
1:06:44
Oh, come on. Forget it.
1:06:46
He's perfect, though.
He's bright-- You'll think he's bright.
1:06:49
- He is a fucking onion farmer.
- That's okay.
1:06:52
He's a nice kid.
More important, he's honest and decent.
1:06:56
And don't offer to give him a blow job
in the first five minutes,
1:06:59
- 'cause he thinks you're a hairdresser.
- You lied?
1:07:02
- I--
- You shouldn't lie.
1:07:04
Just do what I'm telling you.
Just listen to me for once.
1:07:07
I'm off the girls,
Lenny.
1:07:09
I mean, the last girl I was with
cheated me out of all my dough, man.
1:07:12
I'm telling you, this is a nice kid,
Kevin. She's nice.
1:07:15
-This the hairdresser you told me about?
-This is the hairdresser.
1:07:18
I gave you a big buildup.
This girl could have her
pick of any guy she wants.
1:07:22
- I said good things about you.
- What'd you tell her?
1:07:25
I told her you were handsome,
a good-looking guy;
1:07:28
that you're a great athlete;
that you're gifted, bright.
1:07:31
- You didn't lie.
- Would I lie? Of course not.
1:07:34
You told her I could fight?
1:07:36
I told her, but
what touches her heart...
1:07:38
is that you want
to be a farmer.
1:07:40
This is a girl that has a love
of the soil, I promise you.
1:07:44
Onions. Onions.
My brother's got an onion farm.
1:07:46
I wanna go back up there 'cause I
wanna get the hell outta this city.
1:07:50
That's perfect! You mention onions
to Linda, she goes crazy!
1:07:53
She goes nuts, you say "onion."
1:07:56
You say "onion" to Linda,
the girl is just--
1:07:59
All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.