1:07:02
- I--
- You shouldn't lie.
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Just do what I'm telling you.
Just listen to me for once.
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I'm off the girls,
Lenny.
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I mean, the last girl I was with
cheated me out of all my dough, man.
1:07:12
I'm telling you, this is a nice kid,
Kevin. She's nice.
1:07:15
-This the hairdresser you told me about?
-This is the hairdresser.
1:07:18
I gave you a big buildup.
This girl could have her
pick of any guy she wants.
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- I said good things about you.
- What'd you tell her?
1:07:25
I told her you were handsome,
a good-looking guy;
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that you're a great athlete;
that you're gifted, bright.
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- You didn't lie.
- Would I lie? Of course not.
1:07:34
You told her I could fight?
1:07:36
I told her, but
what touches her heart...
1:07:38
is that you want
to be a farmer.
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This is a girl that has a love
of the soil, I promise you.
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Onions. Onions.
My brother's got an onion farm.
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I wanna go back up there 'cause I
wanna get the hell outta this city.
1:07:50
That's perfect! You mention onions
to Linda, she goes crazy!
1:07:53
She goes nuts, you say "onion."
1:07:56
You say "onion" to Linda,
the girl is just--
1:07:59
All right, all right,
all right, all right, all right.
1:08:02
That's her name?
Linda?
1:08:04
Linda. It's a pretty name.
What are you so, so, so standoffish--
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- Is that with an "E-R" or a "U-R"?
- Is what with an "E-R" or--
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- "Linder"?
- Linda. Linda with an "A." Linda.
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- Oh.
- She's a great kid.
1:08:16
And she's
a substantial woman.
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This is not a dumb girl.
1:08:20
This girl has got a PhD i-i-in...
root and follicle culture.
1:08:24
- And she's pretty, right?
- To die. She's to die.
1:08:27
'Cause that's important.
'Cause I've been stung.
1:08:30
The last girl I was with
drove me up the wall, man.
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- She made my stomach
sick to the stomach.
- Linda is church people.
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- That's what I want.
I want a church girl.
- She's great.
1:08:39
I want a nice church girl; I don't want
one of these fast New York sluts.
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I want a nice, homely girl
who likes to raise a family
and dogs and that kind of thing.
1:08:47
Can I say two words to you?
Can I say two words?
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Butter churn. Okay?
1:08:52
Butter churn.
This is a pioneer girl.
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This is a girl who is practically,
incidentally, a virgin.
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What do you mean,
"practically"?