Nine Months
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:32:00
I'm not the father.
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What?
:32:02
Oh, my God.
:32:03
On March 1 7 th,
I was away

:32:06
at a child psychiatry conference
in Boston, remember?

:32:10
What are you
saying?

:32:12
I'll leave you two alone.
:32:14
That's fine.
I'm going.

:32:15
No! Wait!
Come back! Sit down!

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Samuel, sit down!
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Check your computer
again!

:32:20
It is--the computer
is very accurate.

:32:23
Check the goddamn
computer.

:32:24
Check it!
:32:25
Don't yell at me!
Please don't do this.

:32:28
I spent a year
in Afghanistan.

:32:30
I have sometimes
very low tolerance for pressure.

:32:33
Come on!
:32:34
O.K. What is wrong
with the thing?

:32:37
Oh, fuck me!
It's not working.

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[Cursing In Russian]
:32:41
Hold on. O.K.
What is wrong?

:32:43
Oh, O.K. O.K.
Excuse me.

:32:45
This is the problem.
:32:48
It is feces
flying into the fan.

:32:50
There are function keys
for humans and simians,

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and you're not a simian.
:32:54
No, I'm not.
:32:56
I had you as a baboon.
:32:58
Sorry. I didn't...
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There you go.
Were you here March 23rd?

:33:04
Yeah.
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With her?
:33:07
- Yes.
- Yes.

:33:08
O.K., um,
everything is fine now.

:33:10
We're all back on-line,
and your baby...

:33:13
your baby will be born
on December 1 5th.

:33:17
O.K. Now it is time
for the physical examination.

:33:20
Let's take a look
at your Volvo, O.K.?

:33:23
Come with me into here.
I'll warm my hands for you.

:33:29
Please come in.
:33:32
All right, madam.
:33:34
If you would get undressed,
we'll begin, O.K.?

:33:38
And you may stay,
sir, if you like.

:33:41
That's fine.
I'll wait--

:33:42
Don't you dare.
:33:44
I'd like to
stay.

:33:46
Very good.
Let me get ready for you.


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