:58:02
Last night,
the cost of those liberal programs...
:58:05
...was raised to include...
:58:07
...the blood of 22 American soldiers.
:58:09
Mr.Shepherd's read a lot of books...
:58:11
...but it doesn't take a Harvard degree to
see this one coming a mile down the road.
:58:15
I went to Stanford, you blowhole!
:58:18
He has never served one day in uniform.
:58:22
This box just says "miscellaneous."
Is it bedroom miscellaneous...
:58:26
...or kitchen miscellaneous?
:58:32
Why did I have to kiss him?
:58:35
You kissed him?
:58:36
Yeah.
:58:39
- You didn't tell me.
- I kissed him.
:58:41
Where?
:58:41
On the mouth.
:58:43
Where in the White House?
:58:44
In the Dish Room.
:58:46
- The "Dish Room"?
- The China Room.
:58:49
And then what happened?
:58:51
- He had to go and attack Libya.
- It's always something.
:58:54
I gotta nip this in the bud.
This has "catastrophe" written all over it.
:58:59
In what language?
:59:00
The man is the leader of the free world.
:59:03
He's brilliant, he's funny, he's handsome,
he's an above average dancer.
:59:06
Isn't it possible
our standards are just a tad high?
:59:17
Answer the phone.
:59:18
- It's him.
- Answer the phone.
:59:20
He'll ask me to go there.
:59:21
- Answer.
- I don't want to go.
:59:23
Answer the phone.
:59:24
All right.
But I'm gonna end it on the phone.
:59:29
I just came over to tell you
why I can't see you anymore.
:59:33
Come on in. Thanks, Coop.
:59:39
Look, I know you've had a tough day.
:59:41
Not as tough as some. Want a drink?
Let me take your coat.
:59:45
Mr.President, this isn't gonna work.
:59:47
Sure it will. Button the top button--
:59:49
That's not what I mean.
:59:51
- I didn't think it was.
- I've really enjoyed our time together, but...
:59:55
...this has "catastrophe" written all over it.
:59:57
Please, Mr.President, don't pursue me
outside the political arena.