:59:00
The man is the leader of the free world.
:59:03
He's brilliant, he's funny, he's handsome,
he's an above average dancer.
:59:06
Isn't it possible
our standards are just a tad high?
:59:17
Answer the phone.
:59:18
- It's him.
- Answer the phone.
:59:20
He'll ask me to go there.
:59:21
- Answer.
- I don't want to go.
:59:23
Answer the phone.
:59:24
All right.
But I'm gonna end it on the phone.
:59:29
I just came over to tell you
why I can't see you anymore.
:59:33
Come on in. Thanks, Coop.
:59:39
Look, I know you've had a tough day.
:59:41
Not as tough as some. Want a drink?
Let me take your coat.
:59:45
Mr.President, this isn't gonna work.
:59:47
Sure it will. Button the top button--
:59:49
That's not what I mean.
:59:51
- I didn't think it was.
- I've really enjoyed our time together, but...
:59:55
...this has "catastrophe" written all over it.
:59:57
Please, Mr.President, don't pursue me
outside the political arena.
1:00:01
I have no intention of pursuing you
inside of it...
1:00:04
...and that leaves everything out
and that's unacceptable to me.
1:00:07
If I were on your staff...
1:00:09
...Id tell you that the worst thing
you can do, coming into an election year...
1:00:13
...is open yourself to character attacks.
The quickest way to do that...
1:00:16
...is to prance around like the playboy
of the Western World.
1:00:19
Let's clear up a couple of things here.
1:00:21
Number one: I seldom prance.
1:00:23
Number two: I have no intention
of engaging in a character debate.
1:00:26
And number three: You're not on my staff.
1:00:29
But if you'll follow the immutable--
1:00:31
Why is that, by the way? Please.
1:00:33
Why is what?
1:00:34
Why aren't you on my staff?
1:00:37
You can't afford me.
1:00:38
How much do you make?
1:00:40
More than you, Mr.President.
1:00:41
The name is Andy.
How much money do you make?
1:00:44
What the hell does it matter?
1:00:46
You raise your voice to the President?
1:00:48
I'm only thinking
about the health of your presidency.
1:00:51
You know this morning's press conference
won't be the end of this.
1:00:54
Bob Rumson's gotta be drooling over this.
1:00:56
Are you attracted to me?
1:00:59
I beg your pardon?