Tommy Boy
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:14:03
In fact, the only trainer I didn't wanna
plant six feet under a lettuce patch.

:14:09
Wait till you hear this, Tommy.
She's got a son.

:14:12
He worked at the spa too.
:14:14
He's a terrific guy. You'll like him. He's
coming here today for the wedding.

:14:18
Tommy, it sounds funny, but my son
is going to be your new brother.

:14:23
Brother? I'm gonna have a brother?
:14:26
I've always dreamed of
having a brother!

:14:29
- Speak of the devil.
- A brother!

:14:36
- Brother?
- I'm Paul. You must be Tommy.

:14:39
Brothers don't shake hands.
Brothers gotta hug.

:14:56
I can't believe I have a whole
new family. This is awesome.

:15:00
Yeah. Great.
:15:02
No offence, but if I sent a picture of
your mom to my buddies at school,

:15:05
she'd definitely be Boner of the Month.
:15:10
I'm honoured. Is there anything
to do in this town besides eat?

:15:14
Tons of stuff. Late-night pitch-and-putt.
:15:17
Go to the livestock auction
and cruise the 4-H babes.

:15:20
Throw stuff off the bridge.
What do you feel like doing?

:15:23
Something a little more dangerous.
:15:25
Sure. All you can handle, bro.
:15:40
Look at 'em there.
Pretty maids all in a row.

:15:44
I want the one on the left.
She's perfect.

:15:47
Which one do you want? Huh? Huh?
:15:54
- Does it make a difference?
- Oh, yeah.

:15:57
Wait a second. Is this your first time?
:15:59
Yeah, Tommy, it is.

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