:15:00
Yeah. Great.
:15:02
No offence, but if I sent a picture of
your mom to my buddies at school,
:15:05
she'd definitely be Boner of the Month.
:15:10
I'm honoured. Is there anything
to do in this town besides eat?
:15:14
Tons of stuff. Late-night pitch-and-putt.
:15:17
Go to the livestock auction
and cruise the 4-H babes.
:15:20
Throw stuff off the bridge.
What do you feel like doing?
:15:23
Something a little more dangerous.
:15:25
Sure. All you can handle, bro.
:15:40
Look at 'em there.
Pretty maids all in a row.
:15:44
I want the one on the left.
She's perfect.
:15:47
Which one do you want? Huh? Huh?
:15:54
- Does it make a difference?
- Oh, yeah.
:15:57
Wait a second. Is this your first time?
:15:59
Yeah, Tommy, it is.
:16:02
You're gonna remember this
the rest of your life!
:16:05
I can't believe you've never been
cow tipping before.
:16:08
Get ready to live.
:16:12
She's sleeping.
:16:13
What you do is, you put your shoulder
into her, and you push.
:16:17
- And?
- They fall over.
:16:22
And this doesn't strike you
as kind of dumb?
:16:25
We're family. We'll be doing
lots of dumb stuff together.
:16:28
Wait till Christmas.
:16:30
Keep your feet shoulder-width apart.
:16:32
Stay between the udder and the hock.
It's a 32 Belly option. On two, on two.
:16:39
Son of a...!
:16:44
- Holy shnikes!
- Hey! Get off my property!
:16:49
Run for it! Run for it!
:16:55
- I'll save you, brother!
- Get away from me!
:16:58
Get up! I love you!