:54:03
Hey, you can get a good look
at your butcher...
:54:06
What?
:54:06
- Remember, chicken wings.
- Chicken wings?
:54:09
- All right, about guarantees...
- Fellas, you just ran out of time.
:54:16
Chicken wings.
:54:18
Let's think about this for a sec, Ted.
:54:21
Why would somebody put
a guarantee on a box?
:54:24
- Very interesting.
- Go on, I'm listening.
:54:27
The way I see it, Ted,
a guy puts a fancy guarantee on a box
:54:30
cos he wants you to feel
all warm and toasty inside.
:54:32
- Yeah. Makes a man feel good.
- Of course it does. Why shouldn't it?
:54:36
Put that box under your pillow at night,
:54:38
the Guarantee Fairy might come by
and leave a quarter. Am I right, Ted?
:54:43
What's your point?
:54:44
The point is, how do you know
the fairy isn't a crazy glue-sniffer?
:54:50
He sneaks into your house once.
That's all it takes.
:54:53
Next thing, there's money missing
and your daughter's knocked up.
:54:58
Why do they put a guarantee
on the box, then?
:55:00
Cos they know all they sold you
was a guaranteed piece of shit.
:55:05
If you want me to take a dump in a box
and mark it "guaranteed", I will.
:55:09
For your customers' sake,
for your daughter's sake,
:55:12
you might wanna think about buying
a quality product from me.
:55:18
- OK. I'll buy from you.
- Well, that's... What?
:55:24
He's made one deal.
It's not the end of the world.
:55:27
What would be good for us?
We wanna sell the factory.
:55:30
They won't sell the factory
as long as Tommy's making sales.
:55:33
- Why don't you come to bed?
- I got it!
:55:35
What does every factory need? Trucks.
:55:38
They make stuff. They've gotta ship it.
It's all very simple.
:55:42
Stop the trucks. Stop Tommy boy.