1:21:00
Oh, God.
1:21:04
Done this before?
1:21:07
Thank you, Marty.
1:21:14
My, your hands work quickly.
1:21:16
Only when I see something I want,
Mrs Callahan.
1:21:20
It just doesn't seem right.
1:21:23
Hi! Got a second?
1:21:24
- What the hell's going on here?
- Tommy, what are you doing?
1:21:28
Hi, Ted. Hi, Frank. Excuse me, Marty.
1:21:30
We're live.
1:21:31
We now switch live to the scene
with the bomber.
1:21:34
- This is Nicole Taylor...
- Hey, look! It's Tommy!
1:21:38
Nicole, I've got something to say.
Please. May I?
1:21:42
This is Tommy Callahan with Mr Ray
Zalinsky, American auto parts king.
1:21:46
Honey, look at this human bomb
on the news.
1:21:49
Huh? Oh, yeah.
I buy brake pads off him.
1:21:52
I thought we were watching cartoons.
1:21:55
For years you've been
putting ads on TV.
1:21:58
And they always end up with you
saying "I make car parts for... "
1:22:02
How does it go?
1:22:05
I make car parts
for the American working man,
1:22:08
because that's what I am,
and that's who I care about.
1:22:11
That's why I'm here, Ray.
1:22:13
Back in Sandusky, Ohio, there are 300
American workers at Callahan Auto.
1:22:17
We make the best parts
money can buy.
1:22:19
Those workers are in danger
of losing their jobs.
1:22:22
And they're praying
somebody's gonna help.
1:22:24
So you strapped a bomb to your chest?
1:22:26
- Oh, these are road flares.
- Road flares?
1:22:30
Did you live under power lines as a kid
or something?
1:22:33
You guys want this
or American Gladiators?
1:22:36
Gladiators.
1:22:37
So do you think Zalinsky Industries
can help these folks?
1:22:41
I'll be happy to look into it.
1:22:43
Hey, I can get a good look at a T-bone
by sticking my head up a bull's ass,
1:22:47
but I'd rather take
the butcher's word for it.
1:22:51
Am I severely wasted,
or does Tommy look bloated?
1:22:54
No, it's TV, man. The camera
adds a coupla hundred pounds.
1:22:59
Ray, we're not looking for a handout.
I'm offering you a great deal.