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1:22:02
How does it go?
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I make car parts
for the American working man,

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because that's what I am,
and that's who I care about.

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That's why I'm here, Ray.
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Back in Sandusky, Ohio, there are 300
American workers at Callahan Auto.

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We make the best parts
money can buy.

1:22:19
Those workers are in danger
of losing their jobs.

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And they're praying
somebody's gonna help.

1:22:24
So you strapped a bomb to your chest?
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- Oh, these are road flares.
- Road flares?

1:22:30
Did you live under power lines as a kid
or something?

1:22:33
You guys want this
or American Gladiators?

1:22:36
Gladiators.
1:22:37
So do you think Zalinsky Industries
can help these folks?

1:22:41
I'll be happy to look into it.
1:22:43
Hey, I can get a good look at a T-bone
by sticking my head up a bull's ass,

1:22:47
but I'd rather take
the butcher's word for it.

1:22:51
Am I severely wasted,
or does Tommy look bloated?

1:22:54
No, it's TV, man. The camera
adds a coupla hundred pounds.

1:22:59
Ray, we're not looking for a handout.
I'm offering you a great deal.

1:23:03
This is an order for half a million
brake pads to be sold in your stores,

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made by the American working man
for the American working man.

1:23:15
Well, absolutely.
It would be my great pleasure.

1:23:18
What have I got to lose?
A great American product, right?

1:23:21
I don't believe it. Tommy just sold
half a million brake pads.

1:23:24
Tommy just sold
a half a million brake pads!

1:23:34
What difference does it make? The
company will be mine in ten minutes.

1:23:39
Mr Zalinsky, thank you.
1:23:41
Thank you, Tommy boy.
And thank you.

1:23:43
Remember, you can pick up these
great brake pads from Callahan Auto

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at all my Zalinsky Auto Parts outlets
all over North America.

1:23:52
It looks like a tragedy has been averted
and a town has been saved.

1:23:56
For Action News,
I'm Nicole Taylor, reporting live.


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