:13:00
And there seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
:13:03
- Hello!
- [ Karate Yell ]
:13:04
[ Screams ] Whoa! H-Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
:13:06
- Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to.
- [ Buzzing ]
:13:09
- Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody.
- [ Buzzing Continues ]
:13:11
And this is Andy's room.
That's all I wanted to say.
:13:14
And also, there has been
a bit of a mix-up.
:13:16
This is my spot, see,
the bed here.
:13:18
Local law enforcement.
It's about time you got here.
:13:21
I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger,
Universe Protection Unit.
:13:23
My ship has crash-landed
here by mistake.
:13:25
Yes, it is a mistake because,
you see, the bed here is my spot.
:13:28
I need to repair
my turbo boosters.
:13:30
Do you people still use fossil fuel, or
have you discovered crystallic fusion?
:13:32
- Well, let's see. We got double-A's.
- [ Gasps ]
:13:35
Watch yourself!.
Halt! Who goes there?
:13:36
Don't shoot!
It's okay. Friends.
:13:38
- Do you know these life-forms?
- Yes! They're Andy's toys.
:13:41
All right, everyone,
you're clear to come up.
:13:43
I am Buzz Lightyear.
I come in peace.
:13:46
Oh, I'm so glad
you're not a dinosaur!
:13:48
Bye-bye. Thank you!
:13:50
Now, thank you all
for your kind welcome!
:13:53
- Say, what's that button do?
- I'll show you.
:13:55
- [ Voice Box ]
Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!
- [ Toys ] Oh!
:13:58
Hey, Woody's got something like that.
His is a pull string.
:14:00
- Only it's--
- Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
:14:02
[ Hamm ] Oh, yeah, but not like this.
This is a quality sound system.
:14:05
Probably all
copper wiring, huh?
:14:07
So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
:14:09
Well, no. Actually, l-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
:14:14
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:14:16
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:14:18
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:14:20
I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion...
:14:22
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:14:22
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:14:22
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:14:26
Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.
:14:28
And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.
:14:31
I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
:14:33
You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.
:14:35
Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more
gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
:14:39
- [ Buzzing ]
- Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.
:14:41
You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.
:14:43
Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
:14:45
It's not a laser! It's a--
It's a little light bulb that blinks.
:14:48
- What's with him?
- Laser envy.
:14:49
All right, that's enough!
:14:51
- Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.
- Toy?
:14:54
T-O-Y. Toy!
:14:55
Excuse me, l-I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
:14:59
The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.