:14:00
- Only it's--
- Only it sounds like a car ran over it.
:14:02
[ Hamm ] Oh, yeah, but not like this.
This is a quality sound system.
:14:05
Probably all
copper wiring, huh?
:14:07
So, uh, where you from?
Singapore? Hong Kong?
:14:09
Well, no. Actually, l-I'm stationed up
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
:14:14
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:14:16
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:14:18
As a member of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
of the Space Ranger Corps,
:14:20
I protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion...
:14:22
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:14:22
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:14:22
from the evil Emperor Zurg,
sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance.
:14:26
Oh, really?
I'm from Playskool.
:14:28
And I'm from Mattel.
Well, I'm not really from Mattel.
:14:31
I'm actually from a smaller company that
was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
:14:33
You'd think they'd never seen
a new toy before.
:14:35
Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more
gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
:14:39
- [ Buzzing ]
- Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.
:14:41
You don't want to be in the way
when my laser goes off.
:14:43
Hey, a laser! How come
you don't have a laser, Woody?
:14:45
It's not a laser! It's a--
It's a little light bulb that blinks.
:14:48
- What's with him?
- Laser envy.
:14:49
All right, that's enough!
:14:51
- Look, we're all very impressed
with Andy's new toy.
- Toy?
:14:54
T-O-Y. Toy!
:14:55
Excuse me, l-I think the word
you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
:14:59
The word I'm searching for I can't say
because there's preschool toys present.
:15:02
Gettin' kinda tense,
aren't ya?
:15:04
Uh, Mr. Lightyear,
uh, now, I'm curious.
:15:07
What does a Space Ranger
actually do?
:15:09
He's not a Space Ranger!
:15:11
- He doesn't fight evil
or, or shoot lasers or fly!
- Excuse me.
:15:16
- [ Toys ] Ooh!
- Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
:15:19
Oh, what? What?
These are plastic. He can't fly!
:15:23
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy,
and I can fly.
:15:26
- No, you can't.
- [ Sighs ] Yes, I can.
:15:28
- You can't.
- Can.
:15:30
- Can't. Can't. Can't!
- I tell you, I could fly around
this room with my eyes closed!
:15:33
- Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it.
- All right, then, I will.
:15:36
Stand back, everyone!
:15:41
[ Electronic Hum ]
:15:44
To infinity and beyond!
:15:56
[ Airplane Whirring ]