:07:00
Only if you've got a fat arse.
:07:02
There was a phone-in this morning on Richard and Judy
about delinquent children.
:07:06
I shoulda rung in.
:07:07
-I'm going in.
-See ya, Ste.
:07:10
-Well, whose fault is it then? Eh?
-The system.
:07:12
I am a victim of the education...thingamabob.
:07:17
Wasteland.
:07:18
You're a victim of your own big mouth more like.
:07:21
Leah, love, get in here and
peel some taters for tea, will ya?
:07:24
Kiss my arse.
:07:26
You! Indoors,
she's a bad influence.
:07:29
She's a bad influence!
:07:31
-Right, you don't peel no taters
you don't get no tea.
:07:34
Jamie!
:07:35
Rainbow's gone anyway.
:07:38
-That'll be the phone.
-Well, it wouldn't be the bloody Hoover bag, would it!
:07:50
Yeah, I know. I know Miss Chauhan.
But see, Miss Chauhan...
:07:54
He's got a really funny tummy.
You know?
:07:56
I mean...he really wanted to do football today
but he got taken short, see.
:08:01
And when he got to the boy's loos,
it was all locked up...inexplicably.
:08:07
So he had a little accident,
you know.
:08:12
Yeah. Yeah. I couldn't agree
with you more, Miss Chauhan.
:08:15
I mean, when I was at school I was reserve captain
of the Under Sixteens' netball team,
:08:20
so I can appreciate, yeah, the like,
value of exercise and sport.
:08:25
I mean, I would hate you to think
this was any reflection on me myself.
:08:58
I'm going to work.