Bulletproof
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:32:04
You're a piece of shit,
you know that, Keats ?

:32:08
Sometimes l wish that bullet
really did kill you.

:32:13
You better watch
what you say to me.

:32:15
That's pretty sick, man. You pretend
to be my friend for a full year,

:32:21
and then you bust my ass.
:32:23
That takes somebody really cold-blooded,
man, somebody not even human.

:32:27
l was doin' my job.
When are you gonna understand that ?

:32:31
Yeah, well, now bringing me in
safe and sound is doin' your job !

:32:34
And you're gonna do your job,
'cause that's the kind of cop you are.

:32:38
Am l right,
Officer Keats ?

:32:42
- You're right.
- [ Thud ]

:32:45
[ Groaning ]
:32:48
Now, in case you're wondering
why that hurt so much,

:32:51
it's because l have a metal plate
in my head, compliments of you.

:32:56
So from here on in, you better
watch what you say to me.

:33:07
[ Archie ] Seriously, Keats,
you blink, and l am out of here.

:33:11
- Oh, really ?
- Yeah.

:33:13
You show up to L.A., you got nothin'
but your dingdong in your hands.

:33:17
Which reminds me, l gotta
take a leak right now.

:33:20
Piss in your pants.
We're not stopping.

:33:23
Piss in my pants ?
l haven't done that since l'm 24.

:33:27
Seriously, man,
l gotta take a leak.

:33:29
l gotta take a leak !
l gotta take a leak !

:33:32
- You have 15 seconds.
- Fifteen seconds ain't gonna cut it.

:33:36
l gotta unzip. l gotta shake.
That takes time.

:33:40
You have ten seconds.
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[ Mutters, Shouts ]
:33:44
[ Unzipping, Urinating ]
:33:47
l know you ain't
gonna believe me, but...

:33:50
- that day you got shot, man,
that really was an accident !
- Time's up.

:33:55
- l'm not finished !
- Yes, you are.

:33:57
Come on. Wet pants.
[ Groans ]

:33:59
- Get up !
- l got piss on me !


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