:33:07
[ Archie ] Seriously, Keats,
you blink, and l am out of here.
:33:11
- Oh, really ?
- Yeah.
:33:13
You show up to L.A., you got nothin'
but your dingdong in your hands.
:33:17
Which reminds me, l gotta
take a leak right now.
:33:20
Piss in your pants.
We're not stopping.
:33:23
Piss in my pants ?
l haven't done that since l'm 24.
:33:27
Seriously, man,
l gotta take a leak.
:33:29
l gotta take a leak !
l gotta take a leak !
:33:32
- You have 15 seconds.
- Fifteen seconds ain't gonna cut it.
:33:36
l gotta unzip. l gotta shake.
That takes time.
:33:40
You have ten seconds.
:33:42
[ Mutters, Shouts ]
:33:44
[ Unzipping, Urinating ]
:33:47
l know you ain't
gonna believe me, but...
:33:50
- that day you got shot, man,
that really was an accident !
- Time's up.
:33:55
- l'm not finished !
- Yes, you are.
:33:57
Come on. Wet pants.
[ Groans ]
:33:59
- Get up !
- l got piss on me !
:34:05
That was a big mistake, making me
piss my pants like that, man.
:34:09
'Cause it's payback time.
l don't know when,
:34:12
but l got a good feeling
it's when you're sleepin'.
:34:15
'Cause l know you're
gonna sleep soon enough.
:34:18
And then, guess what.
l'm gonna piss all over you.
:34:22
See, that's worse.
lt's my piss on me right now.
:34:26
You can deal with it
when it's your own piss.
:34:29
But you're gonna have my piss on you,
and that's gross.
:34:32
l'm gettin' other people
to piss on you.
:34:35
l'm gettin' animals
to piss on you, man.
:34:38
Cows, pigs. l'll get
a whole farm to piss on you.
:34:52
What kind of
weird place is this ?
:34:58
Hey, all right !
They got porno.