:12:02
Practically a misdemeanor.
:12:03
Kevin, there are 4-Cs,
and there are 4-Cs.
:12:08
You keep looking at that
as if it weren't kosher.
:12:10
A cut of meat is kosher.
A piece of fish...
:12:13
...savory foods are kosher.
But a probation report is not kosher.
:12:17
A probation report is merely
a probation report.
:12:21
I am a good Louisiana
lapsed Catholic, Abe.
:12:23
Don't talk to me about kosher.
Give it to me straight.
:12:26
What's wrong with this?
:12:28
It's too kosher.
:12:32
Translate that for me.
:12:34
The Virgin looks pregnant to me.
:12:39
Look. The supervisor signed this.
:12:41
So what?
:12:42
That's a lot of weight for a 4-C.
:12:44
So what happened...
:12:46
...to the original
little probation officer?
:12:48
Where is his signature?
:12:51
Do you know this supervisor?
:12:53
His name is Schwartz.
:12:54
- A landsman of yours?
- Landsman...
:12:56
...landsman.
:12:57
Stop trying your Yiddish out on me.
:12:59
You sound like a Shakespearean actor
from a Savannah pogrom.
:13:03
- But do you know him?
- Sure. But the trial was 2 years ago.
:13:05
I was long gone from the department.
:13:12
Hello, Larry.
:13:15
Good to see you.
:13:17
This is Deputy Mayor Calhoun.
:13:19
The first deputy mayor
to set foot on this floor.
:13:21
We had a commissioner once,
but it was the wrong floor.
:13:24
- May I have a seat?
- Please sit.
:13:26
Abe, you're already at home here.
:13:28
I think I know why you're here.
:13:29
I've logged 12 calls already.
Tino Zapatti.
:13:32
- You want to know why I handled it.
- Exactly.
:13:35
Because sometimes we get overloaded.
:13:37
And you take on the extras?
:13:39
The extra-specials.
:13:40
Such as Zapatti family members?
:13:44
Something like that.
:13:45
- Mr. Deputy Mayor...
- "Kevin" is good enough.
:13:48
Any case that comes here
that looks like it's connected...
:13:51
...I take a special interest in.
:13:52
- Why's that?
- To avoid making mistakes.
:13:56
You sure made one on this.