Flirting with Disaster
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:08:00
I really think this is gonna get us
closer together.

:08:03
Oh, honey, after you're married,
he feels like he's kissing his mother
half the time, anyway.

:08:07
Our kissing is still nice, but he's
so controlling about the oral sex.

:08:12
Well, have you tried
the warm water method?

:08:15
- Are you kidding?
- No.
- You're kidding.

:08:17
- No.Joe loves it.
- Hey.

:08:19
- Oh, hi, Mel.
- Hi.
- Look what I found.

:08:21
What did you find?
:08:25
- What made you dig these out?
- Remember?

:08:27
I don't know. I was just feeling
nostalgic for some reason.

:08:29
That's so sweet. We found these
on our first field trip together.

:08:33
Very sweet. Oh, congratulations
on finding your mother, Mel.

:08:37
- Thank you.
- That oughta settle
some big issues for you, huh?

:08:40
Definitely. Which issues
are you talking about?

:08:43
- Starting with the whole sex thing.
- Sex. Baby's name. The baby's name.

:08:47
- 'Cause you said Ethan--
- No, no, wait a minute.
She just said the sex thing.

:08:50
- You said that Ethan was too feminine.
- Right.

:08:52
- We were trying to think of a more
masculine baby name, right? So--
- Okay, but she said the sex thing.

:08:55
- Didn't you just say the sex thing?
- But she meant that.

:08:57
- Well, why don't you just let her
speak for herself? Wh-What did you mean?
- Well, tell him. Tell him. Go on.

:09:00
Actually, it was oral sex
I was referring to.

:09:03
Oral sex, really?
I think I just walked in...

:09:05
- on a ladies' conversation
that guys aren't supposed to--
- No, you didn't.

:09:08
- Yes, I-- I'm gonna go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I'm gonna leave.
- No, stay.

:09:10
- No. No. Leave.
- Don't go. Come on.
- Go. Stay? No.

:09:13
- Honey, we weren't talking about us.
- I-- What?

:09:15
- We wouldn't-- I wouldn't--
- No. I know.
- You've gotta know that.

:09:17
- I know that so much.
- Bye.
- So true.

:09:20
Hey, I didn't go around telling my
friends you didn't want to make love...

:09:23
for almost two months
after the baby was born, did I?

:09:25
- Probably.
- Okay, but it didn't
get back to you, did it? Huh?

:09:31
Are you sure you're okay
about this woman coming along?
It's not weird or anything?

:09:34
Well, it's a little strange
to be travelling with a chaperone.

:09:40
But if you're okay with it,
I'm okay with it.

:09:43
Well, it's just, she's been through
the process so many times.
I think it's a good thing.

:09:47
Honey, if this helps you
get what you need inside...

:09:52
- then I'm all for it.
- Thanks, sweetie.

:09:57
This cheese is disgusting.
Get it away from me.


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