Flirting with Disaster
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:09:00
Actually, it was oral sex
I was referring to.

:09:03
Oral sex, really?
I think I just walked in...

:09:05
- on a ladies' conversation
that guys aren't supposed to--
- No, you didn't.

:09:08
- Yes, I-- I'm gonna go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- I'm gonna leave.
- No, stay.

:09:10
- No. No. Leave.
- Don't go. Come on.
- Go. Stay? No.

:09:13
- Honey, we weren't talking about us.
- I-- What?

:09:15
- We wouldn't-- I wouldn't--
- No. I know.
- You've gotta know that.

:09:17
- I know that so much.
- Bye.
- So true.

:09:20
Hey, I didn't go around telling my
friends you didn't want to make love...

:09:23
for almost two months
after the baby was born, did I?

:09:25
- Probably.
- Okay, but it didn't
get back to you, did it? Huh?

:09:31
Are you sure you're okay
about this woman coming along?
It's not weird or anything?

:09:34
Well, it's a little strange
to be travelling with a chaperone.

:09:40
But if you're okay with it,
I'm okay with it.

:09:43
Well, it's just, she's been through
the process so many times.
I think it's a good thing.

:09:47
Honey, if this helps you
get what you need inside...

:09:52
- then I'm all for it.
- Thanks, sweetie.

:09:57
This cheese is disgusting.
Get it away from me.

:10:00
- What's wrong with this cheese?
- It smells like vomit.

:10:02
- Oh, stop being such a baby.
- Mom, Dad, this is Tina.
- I'm a baby who smells like vomit?

:10:05
- Yes.
- You okay?
- Nancy, did you get
that support bra yet?

:10:08
- Not yet.
- What are you waiting for?
- Hey, I want to introduce you
to somebody.

:10:11
Please don't make
such a big deal out of it.

:10:13
- It makes a real difference.
- All right, could we not talk
about this right now?

:10:17
Uh, yes, we're gonna talk about this
because she's not listening to me.

:10:21
- I want you to see something.
- Ohh.
- Very nice, Pearl.
- For God's sake.

:10:24
- I want you to consider my age
and ask yourself how I maintain this.
- Mom, why are you doing this?

:10:28
- How? I don't know. How?
- This is it. All right, can we
not deal with this right now, please?
- I couldn't have a baby.

:10:31
But I had to fight the laws
of gravity just the same...

:10:33
and you need the help
of a good bra.

:10:36
And believe you me, if you want
to keep your husband's attention,
you'll get one pronto.

:10:39
You know, if my breasts drop, they drop,
and there's nothing I can do about that.

:10:42
- Wrong!
- That's right. Good for you, honey.

:10:44
- Wrong!
-Just back off, will ya?
- You've had five of these.

:10:47
- I don't think--
- Don't monitor me.

:10:49
- Your new friend is, uh,
very long-waisted, isn't she?
- Okay, that's it!

:10:52
- We're not talking
about this any more, okay?
- It's a free country.

:10:55
- Why can't I talk?
- Let him alone.

:10:58
You're making an ass
out of yourself again!


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