Flirting with Disaster
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:19:01
- Wow!
- in Baton Rouge.
Oh, my parents hated Lars.

:19:05
- Lars Waara was his name.
- Waara? Lars Waara!

:19:09
- What kind of name is that?
- Finnish.

:19:12
- Finnish? I'm Finnish.
- I knew that.

:19:14
I mean, look at your face.
Absolutely.

:19:17
Finnish-American.
Half Scottish-American.

:19:19
Scottish-Finnish. What is that?
I don't know how to do that. That's--

:19:24
I'm gonna help.
I'm gonna help you with that.

:19:27
This belonged to my
great-great-grandmama
who was of the Clan Bucanon...

:19:31
- Wow!
- married to the Confederate
General Beauregard.

:19:34
- I want you to have it.
- A Confederate general?

:19:37
Mm-hmm.
Expert boxer and marksman.

:19:40
- Really? Wow!
- Wow!
- What an athletic family, huh?

:19:43
- I was on two championship
basketball teams myself.
- I'm not athletic at all.

:19:47
- Look at this picture. This is--
Let's name the baby Beauregard, huh?
- Beauregard?

:19:51
- Beau. Beau Coplin.
- Beau?
- I'm so touched.

:19:53
- Beau Coplin. Ah, yeah!
- Oh, damn it!

:19:55
- What?
- The camera just jammed.
- You didn't get that just now?

:19:58
- No, and that was a terrific moment.
- Let me see.
- Forget the camera.

:20:01
- No, I can't.
- No, forget-- That's-- Forget about it.

:20:04
- What? Don't you want
to get it on tape?
- I'd like to have it on tape.

:20:07
- I know. I'm sorry.
- Uh, the light's better
in the living room.

:20:09
- Look, honey, I'll be right back, okay?
- I-I don't know what happened.

:20:12
- He's a very decisive man, isn't he?
- Well, actually he's not.
But today, for some reason--

:20:18
Do you see that, that wheel in there?
There's like a glob of gunk.

:20:21
- Yeah, I do.
- Tar.
- We need something to wipe it off with.

:20:24
- If we could get like a--
- What? You know what? I don't--
Let's just use my skirt.

:20:28
- Your skirt?
- I don't care about it. It's old.
- Really? Okay.

:20:30
-Just hold this, okay?
- Okay. Here.

:20:33
-Just-- If you can--
- Hold still.
- Yeah. Okay.

:20:36
I'm Beauregard from Dixie, hooray--
:20:39
Technically, he's from New York.
Right?

:20:41
- I'm sorry. Oh. I'm sorry.
- Well--

:20:44
- Uh, you got it, though. You got it.
- Good.

:20:47
- Yeah. So how long did you say
you were a dancer for?
- Oh, God, don't remind me.

:20:49
- I haven't been to the gym in months.
- Well, you don't seem like
you need to go to the gym.

:20:52
- I mean--
- Well, you're very generous.

:20:55
- Yeah.
- But when I was dancing, you know,
my calves did not look like this.

:20:59
- Those look like
very strong calves to me.
- Well, strong, yeah.


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