Flirting with Disaster
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:20:01
- No, I can't.
- No, forget-- That's-- Forget about it.

:20:04
- What? Don't you want
to get it on tape?
- I'd like to have it on tape.

:20:07
- I know. I'm sorry.
- Uh, the light's better
in the living room.

:20:09
- Look, honey, I'll be right back, okay?
- I-I don't know what happened.

:20:12
- He's a very decisive man, isn't he?
- Well, actually he's not.
But today, for some reason--

:20:18
Do you see that, that wheel in there?
There's like a glob of gunk.

:20:21
- Yeah, I do.
- Tar.
- We need something to wipe it off with.

:20:24
- If we could get like a--
- What? You know what? I don't--
Let's just use my skirt.

:20:28
- Your skirt?
- I don't care about it. It's old.
- Really? Okay.

:20:30
-Just hold this, okay?
- Okay. Here.

:20:33
-Just-- If you can--
- Hold still.
- Yeah. Okay.

:20:36
I'm Beauregard from Dixie, hooray--
:20:39
Technically, he's from New York.
Right?

:20:41
- I'm sorry. Oh. I'm sorry.
- Well--

:20:44
- Uh, you got it, though. You got it.
- Good.

:20:47
- Yeah. So how long did you say
you were a dancer for?
- Oh, God, don't remind me.

:20:49
- I haven't been to the gym in months.
- Well, you don't seem like
you need to go to the gym.

:20:52
- I mean--
- Well, you're very generous.

:20:55
- Yeah.
- But when I was dancing, you know,
my calves did not look like this.

:20:59
- Those look like
very strong calves to me.
- Well, strong, yeah.

:21:02
They've always been strong.
When I was a kid, you know...

:21:04
I used to beat my brothers
at Indian wrestling all the time.

:21:07
Away down south in Dixie
:21:11
He's a little cracker.
:21:13
- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not a cracker.
- You can't deny--

:21:15
- I'm not a cracker!
- Ohh.

:21:18
You feel it in your legs?
:21:20
It's really more about upper-body
strength, isn't it?

:21:22
- No, it's all in the legs.
- How?

:21:25
You'll see
when you lose your balance.

:21:29
- Oh!
- What in the world?

:21:33
Oh, my Lord!
:21:36
My Chinese zodiac is ruined!
:21:40
- I am so sorry. I really feel badly.
- Oh, my goodness. My animals.
- What else happened?

:21:43
- We were just in here,
and then, um, freak accident.
- I'm so sorry.

:21:46
- Yeah.Just--
- The shelf--
- What happened to the tail
of my rooster?

:21:50
- You mean-- Is this it, maybe?
- No.

:21:52
- That's the dog's pillow.
Oh.

:21:54
Well, don't throw it!
:21:57
I want to pay for all this.
Can I do that, please?

:21:59
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?


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