Flirting with Disaster
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:21:02
They've always been strong.
When I was a kid, you know...

:21:04
I used to beat my brothers
at Indian wrestling all the time.

:21:07
Away down south in Dixie
:21:11
He's a little cracker.
:21:13
- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not a cracker.
- You can't deny--

:21:15
- I'm not a cracker!
- Ohh.

:21:18
You feel it in your legs?
:21:20
It's really more about upper-body
strength, isn't it?

:21:22
- No, it's all in the legs.
- How?

:21:25
You'll see
when you lose your balance.

:21:29
- Oh!
- What in the world?

:21:33
Oh, my Lord!
:21:36
My Chinese zodiac is ruined!
:21:40
- I am so sorry. I really feel badly.
- Oh, my goodness. My animals.
- What else happened?

:21:43
- We were just in here,
and then, um, freak accident.
- I'm so sorry.

:21:46
- Yeah.Just--
- The shelf--
- What happened to the tail
of my rooster?

:21:50
- You mean-- Is this it, maybe?
- No.

:21:52
- That's the dog's pillow.
Oh.

:21:54
Well, don't throw it!
:21:57
I want to pay for all this.
Can I do that, please?

:21:59
- Absolutely not.
- Why not?

:22:01
All children break things,
and all children are forgiven.

:22:04
Now, you have never had
that opportunity with me.

:22:07
Let's take this
as a gift from God.

:22:11
And look, here's
another gift from God.

:22:15
Ohhh, well, why is that
a gift from God?

:22:18
The rabbit is still in one piece,
and both you and your daddy
were Year of the Rabbit.

:22:22
I always thought it was
Year of the Dragon, at least in all
those Chinese restaurant place mats.

:22:26
No, no, no. Lars is 1939.
You're 1963.

:22:29
- Those are both rabbit years.
- Actually, I was born in '65.

:22:35
- Don't you think I know
when my own son was born?
- 'Course you do, Valerie.

:22:40
Wait, that would make me two years
older than I thought I was. Wow!

:22:43
- How? How is that?
- You know what? I can clear this up
with one phone call to the office.

:22:47
- Yeah, why don't you make sure?
This really-- It kind of freaks me out.
- Mom, why are those cars here?

:22:52
- Hey, girls, look who's here!
- What happened to your glass animals?

:22:55
Oh, these are my twins
from my third marriage.

:22:58
- This is Jane, and this is Sandra.
- Hello.


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