1:09:00
- Uh, Dalmatian. Dal--
- No, no, no. D--
1:09:03
- Okay, Dalmatian. Now,
this dog represents security--
- Schnauzer.
1:09:08
- What?
- Schnauzer.
- Shut the fuck up!
1:09:10
- I am trying to help you.
Do you understand me?
- Hey, come on, sweetheart.
1:09:13
- You're so good.Just relax, okay?
Just take it easy now. Take it easy.
- Okay. Okay, okay. Paul! Paul!
1:09:17
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God!
1:09:21
Can we stop
all this craziness, huh?
1:09:23
- Yes! I wasn't even enjoying that.
- It seems like you were enjoying it.
1:09:27
- The attention, maybe, but--
- Okay. All right.
Time for you to go, okay?
1:09:30
You haven't been treating her very well.
Do you know that?
1:09:33
Oh, uh-- You know what? You know what,
buddy? You know, you got a lot of nerve.
1:09:36
You come in here,
you lick my wife's armpit.
1:09:38
You know, you-- I, uh, uh, uh--
I'm gonna have that image in my head...
1:09:41
- for the rest of my life of your tongue
in there. I-- It's, it's, it's--
- You deserve it.
1:09:46
- This is felonious,
and I want to make an arrest.
- Warm him up.
1:09:48
- Shh!
- What? What he say?
- He's tripping his brains out.
1:09:50
- He doesn't know who he is.
- Did he say-- he say-- He said
arrest. What do you mean he--
We don't know who he is.
1:09:53
- He's Mel's friend Paul.
- I know exactly who I am.
I'm Paul Harmon.
1:09:57
- Good.
- Bureau of Tobacco, Tobacco,
and Tobacco.
1:10:00
- Good. What is this, Paul?
- It is a badge.
1:10:03
- What kind of badge?
- I'm a Special Agent man.
1:10:05
Twenty years in the service.
Graduated fourth in my class.
1:10:10
- Is this a-- Is this a joke?
- I don't joke about those things.
- Goddam it.
1:10:13
- I knew it was weird.
I knew it. When they called up
out of the blue like that, I knew.
- He's--
1:10:16
- No, you had to see your son.
- He's kidding. He's making a joke.
He's just-- Oh.
1:10:20
- You're not kidding. Shit.
- I am not kidding.
Everything is under control.
- Okay. All right.
1:10:23
All right. I want you to both move over
against that wall. This is an arrest.
1:10:26
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to an attorney.
1:10:29
If you cannot afford an attorney,
we will provide an attorney for you...
1:10:31
because we provide things
for you people all the--
1:10:34
Oh! That really hurt.
1:10:39
I can't follow your fickle
little moods all over the place.
1:10:42
- That has got to change.
- Okay, I will. I promise.
1:10:44
If you just give me a chance,
let me show you I can be less selfish.
1:10:46
I-- I-I will show you.
You will get concrete results.
1:10:49
You have got to earn that back
with some consistent behaviour, pal.
1:10:52
Look, I'm sorry I acted this way.
I'm sorry I've treated you this way.
1:10:56
I-- I've got to be out of my mind
to risk losing you.
1:10:58
- You don't hit another human being!
- Will you be quiet!
- My-- Goddam it!