Oh, let me get in.
You get the luckiest breaks.
And I mean lucky.
What else could it be ?

We interrupt this program to go live
to L.A. County Sheriff's headquarters,

where a press conference
is now in progress...

regarding the grisly find
yesterday morning

along San Diego Freeway
in Torrance.

The two females have been
identified as 19-year-old...

Tempest Mueller of Downey,
and 16-year-old...

Corky Poindexter of Bellflower.
Both females have extensive
arrest records for prostitution,

and we are now considering them
as victims of the individual

that we call the I-5 Killer.
I'll take a few questions.
- I happened to be watchin' that, Larry !
- Forget it.

You just don't want me
hearin' about that killer out there.

But what if he drove up right
this second and snatched up Mom, huh ?

What would you have
to say then, smart guy ?

First of all,
your mama would kick his ass.

And second of all, that killer
is all the way up in L.A., okay ?

My dog's better than your dog
My dog's better than yours
My dog's better
'cause he gets Ken-L Ration

My dog's better than yours
Larry, get your goddamn hands
off of my anatomy !

- Or I swear to fucking God...
- What ?

- What are you gonna do ?
- I'll tell Mom.

Oh, yeah, like she's
really gonna believe you.

I'm really not up
to your shit today, Larry.

- Fact, I'm mad as hell at you now.
- Aw, come here.

Goddamn it, Larry !
Get your fuckin' hands off me,
you shithead !