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HAPPY GILMORE
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My name is Happy GiImore.
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Ever since I was oId enough to skate,
I Ioved hockey.
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I wasn´t reaIIy
the greatest skater.
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But that didn´t keep my dad
from teaching me...
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...the secret of making
a great sIap shot.
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My dad worshipped hockey.
My mom didn´t.
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So she moved to Egypt, where there´s
not a hockey rink within 1500 miIes.
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Dad took me to games
to see our favorite pIayer...
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...Terry O´ReiIIy,
""The Tasmanian DeviI"".
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He wasn´t a big guy,
but he feared nobody, just Iike me.
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Handsome feIIow, huh? He said
when I grew up, I couId be anything.
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But aII I ever wanted to be
was a hockey pIayer.
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My chiIdhood was going great,
but Iife is fuII of surprises.
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After the funeraI, I was sent to Iive
with my grandma in Waterbury.