Happy Gilmore
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Ever since I was oId enough to skate,
I Ioved hockey.

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I wasn´t reaIIy
the greatest skater.

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But that didn´t keep my dad
from teaching me...

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...the secret of making
a great sIap shot.

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My dad worshipped hockey.
My mom didn´t.

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So she moved to Egypt, where there´s
not a hockey rink within 1500 miIes.

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Dad took me to games
to see our favorite pIayer...

:01:29
...Terry O´ReiIIy,
""The Tasmanian DeviI"".

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He wasn´t a big guy,
but he feared nobody, just Iike me.

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Handsome feIIow, huh? He said
when I grew up, I couId be anything.

:01:41
But aII I ever wanted to be
was a hockey pIayer.

:01:45
My chiIdhood was going great,
but Iife is fuII of surprises.

:01:57
After the funeraI, I was sent to Iive
with my grandma in Waterbury.

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I was nervous,
since I didn´t know her that weII.

:02:11
She dressed Iike Gene Simmons
from KISS to cheer me up.

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She´s the sweetest person
in the worId.

:02:21
After my dad died,
I deveIoped a short fuse.

:02:24
That kid stoIe my party bIower.
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Instead of asking for it back,
I hit him in the head repeatedIy...

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with a hammer.
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Most of the time, I was quick to say
I was sorry.

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Years Iater, I pIayed junior hockey
and stiII hoId two Ieague records...

:02:41
...most time spent
in a penaIty box...

:02:43
...and I was the onIy guy to ever try
to stab someone with his skates.

:02:48
After I graduated, I had
a Iot of different jobs.

:02:52
I was a road worker...
:02:55
...a janitor...

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