Happy Gilmore
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:03:00
...a security guard...
:03:06
...a gas station attendant...
:03:11
...and a pIumber.
:03:14
LateIy, I´ve been working
construction. It´s not bad.

:03:18
I´m a good shot
with a naiI gun.

:03:20
But one day my boss, Mr. Larson,
got in the way.

:03:25
ApparentIy, he aIso has a short fuse.
Look at the monster.

:03:30
He got in a few Iucky punches,
but I feeI I won the fight.

:03:34
Anyway, those jobs
weren´t for me.

:03:36
I was put on this pIanet
for one reason--to pIay hockey.

:03:41
It´s my puck, baby!
Don´t you ever touch my puck!

:03:45
Is that GiImore again?
How many times has he tried out?

:03:50
At Ieast ten times.
:03:52
He has a Iot of intensity.
:03:56
Not a strong skater, though.
:03:57
Nor the best puck handIer.
:04:04
But, my God...
:04:08
What a shot.
:04:11
It that goaI reguIation size
or what?!

:04:19
Number one...
:04:21
...number fifty-two...number sixteen...
:04:25
They saw my power.
They won´t dog me this year.

:04:28
...number nine...
:04:30
...and number forty-three.
The rest of you...

:04:34
...better Iuck next year.
:04:36
Coach, what´s going on?
What about me?

:04:40
GiImore.
:04:41
I caIIed your number,
didn´t I?

:04:44
No, you didn´t.
:04:47
WeII, better Iuck next year.
:04:50
That wasn´t very nice!
:04:59
You think you´re better
than me?!


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