:17:06
Whoa--must be Burt ReynoIds
or something.
:17:11
Good morning!
:17:13
Isn´t this great? BIue skies,
fresh-cut grass, birds chirping.
:17:17
You going to recite me a poem?
Geez, you Iove this goIf stuff.
:17:22
A guy your size--why not pIay
a reaI sport, Iike footbaII?
:17:26
My mama wouIdn´t Iet me.
Said it was too dangerous.
:17:29
Yeah, good caII.
:17:31
Hey, who´s that?
:17:33
The shorter guy is Doug Thompson,
president of the Tour.
:17:37
The other guy is Shooter McGavin,
Ieading money winner this year.
:17:42
Who´s the girI?
:17:43
I´m Virginia Venit, Director
of PubIic ReIations for the Tour.
:17:47
Of course. I´ve heard you´ve done
some reaIIy interesting things.
:17:51
Right now I´m working
on a promotion--
:17:54
You know what wouId be great?
If I couId get a Pepsi.
:17:58
Sure.
:18:01
Oh, miss?
:18:03
Diet.
:18:04
Right.
:18:07
Hey, thanks for dressing up.
:18:10
If I wore cIothes Iike those,
I´d have to kick my own ass.
:18:14
Good morning, everyone.
:18:15
WeIcome to the Waterbury Open.
Before we begin, I have a treat for you.
:18:20
Ladies and gentIemen,
Shooter McGavin.
:18:28
Thank you, Doug.
I saw Doug pIay yesterday.
:18:32
He spends more time in the sand
than David HasseIhoff.
:18:35
Let me get serious.
You´re aII aware...
:18:38
...today´s winner wiII be invited
to join the Pro Tour.
:18:42
AIthough onIy one wiII become
my coIIeague...
:18:45
...aII of you are now my friends.
:18:51
Thank you.
Now go get ´em!
:18:55
Next up: Lafferty, DanieI
and GiImore...Happy.