Happy Gilmore
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:18:01
Oh, miss?
:18:03
Diet.
:18:04
Right.
:18:07
Hey, thanks for dressing up.
:18:10
If I wore cIothes Iike those,
I´d have to kick my own ass.

:18:14
Good morning, everyone.
:18:15
WeIcome to the Waterbury Open.
Before we begin, I have a treat for you.

:18:20
Ladies and gentIemen,
Shooter McGavin.

:18:28
Thank you, Doug.
I saw Doug pIay yesterday.

:18:32
He spends more time in the sand
than David HasseIhoff.

:18:35
Let me get serious.
You´re aII aware...

:18:38
...today´s winner wiII be invited
to join the Pro Tour.

:18:42
AIthough onIy one wiII become
my coIIeague...

:18:45
...aII of you are now my friends.
:18:51
Thank you.
Now go get ´em!

:18:55
Next up: Lafferty, DanieI
and GiImore...Happy.

:19:02
Where you taking
those cIubs, punk?!

:19:07
Mr. GiImore,
I´m your caddy.

:19:09
Sorry. I´II carry these.
:19:11
They´re my grandfather´s.
They´re pretty oId.

:19:14
What shouId I do then?
:19:16
Why don´t you just watch me...
:19:19
...and make sure
I don´t do anything stupid?

:19:24
Mr. GiImore, Mr. Lafferty
is teeing off now.

:19:27
Okay. Good Iuck, buddy.
:19:30
Get out of the way.
:19:40
Where were you that time,
dipshit?

:19:55
ProbabIy the best I´II hit
aII day.

:19:58
Mr. GiImore, you´re up.

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