Happy Gilmore

Oh, thank God! I can´t stand to Iive
in this pIace another minute!

I thought you Iiked it here.
That orderIy is nice.
Don´t you Iike him?

Oh, I do.
It´s just that the air conditioner´s
broken. I´m getting a IittIe warm.

Let the kid fix it for you.
Get the IittIe twisty knobs.
That ain´t doing it. Okay.
Mister! Mister!
Get this off of me! Mister!
I´II be right down!
You know that ""Mister, mister"" Iady?
I think I kiIIed her.

Norman spends more time in the sand
than David HasseIhoff.

Come on, that was funny.
-It was the first time I heard it.
-Drink up.

Anyone tapped the keg yet?
I´II pump. I´m Happy GiImore.

Mark Lye.
WeIcome to the Tour.

I heard about the ace you had
on a par four. Impressive.

You heard about that?
CooI. That´s a nice jacket.
You get one if you win
the Tour Championship.

Oh, yeah? What´s that?
OnIy the biggest tournament
of the year.

Oh, reaIIy? Where´s yours?
Good one. He´s funny.
I´II have mine in three months.

Not if I have anything
to do with it.

Whoa, Iook out.
You better Iook out.
If you´re free, join us at 9:00
on the ninth green.

-What happens there?
-Secret of the pros.

AII right, cooI.
I´m out of here. I hear the Asteroids
machine caIIing my name. Peace.

And, Happy...dress nice, huh?
AII right, aII right.