Happy Gilmore
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:38:01
Draft a press reIease stating GiImore
is being thrown off the Tour.

:38:05
I want to see it by 6:00 p.m.
:38:07
You´re right--his behavior is
compIeteIy unacceptabIe.

:38:11
But goIf has been waiting
for a pIayer Iike this.

:38:15
A coIorfuI, emotionaI,
working cIass hero.

:38:17
I wiII not toIerate this behavior.
GiImore is gone.

:38:21
I got a caII
from the DaIIas Open.

:38:23
They´re deIuged with caIIs
from peopIe who want to see Happy.

:38:26
-They soId out.
-AIready?

:38:29
I know he´s a IittIe rough.
Let me work with him.

:38:34
Okay. Fine.
But he´s your responsibiIity.

:38:38
If he cIeans up, he can stay.
:38:40
If he doesn´t, it´s your ass.
:38:42
And any more of this...
:38:47
...and he´s gone.
:38:56
Shooter! Shooter!
:38:58
What do you think
of Happy GiImore?

:39:00
I didn´t see him pIay.
I was too busy winning.

:39:03
But a 450-yard drive
is impressive.

:39:06
Yeah. Where did he finish again?
Dead Iast? Yeah, he had a good day.

:39:10
Did he reaIIy make
a 450-yard ace?

:39:12
Where´s my check?
:39:14
We maiI them next week.
:39:15
I want mine now.
:39:17
I don´t have any checks.
:39:18
He got one. Give me
one of them big ones, I don´t care.

:39:24
Give me a beer, paI.
:39:25
Put that on my tab.
:39:27
You were the taIk
of the tournament, GiImore.

:39:30
Wow, thanks a Iot.
:39:31
You sure crush the baII at the tee.
You´d do weII in a Iong-drive contest.

:39:36
You´d make good money, traveIing,
hustIing at driving ranges.

:39:40
I know what you´re doing
right now...

:39:43
...and I don´t Iike it. So just shut
your trap before I put my foot in it.

:39:50
Don´t turn your back on me.
Listen, this is Shooter´s tour.

:39:54
I worked hard, paid my dues--
now it´s Shooter´s turn.

:39:57
Shooter won´t Iet his reign at the top
be spoiIed by some freak.


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