Happy Gilmore
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:46:31
That Happy GiImore is a reaI crack-up.
He´s a hoot!

:46:35
He´s bringing in
some big crowds.

:46:38
Today, one of his fans mooned me.
He had ""HAPPY"" written on his ass.

:46:42
""HA"" was on one cheek
and ""PPY"" on the other.

:46:45
I Iove what he´s doing for goIf.
:46:47
-WeII, I´m starting to come around.
-Everyone is.

:46:51
WeII, I´m not, Doug!!
:46:53
This man is destroying goIf.
:46:55
I saw two fat bikers in the woods
off 17 having sex.

:46:58
How can I chip
with that going on?

:47:00
-Kick him off the Tour.
-He hasn´t broken any ruIes.

:47:04
He´s a disgrace to the game!
:47:06
Yes, but our ratings are up.
We´re attracting new, youthfuI sponsors.

:47:11
I´m sorry, Shooter.
:47:13
There´s nothing I can do.
:47:18
Then I´II have to take care of this
myseIf.

:47:25
So we´II get the house back?
:47:27
As Iong as I don´t pIace Iast
the next two times...

:47:30
...we´II get the money in time.
:47:31
That´s wonderfuI, Happy.
:47:33
I Iove you, Grandma. Bye.
:47:35
Good-bye, darIing.
:47:41
We shouId go on that date.
I´ve been pretty good IateIy.

:47:45
Oh? I hear you broke a rake
and threw it in the woods.

:47:49
I didn´t break it.
I was testing its durabiIity.

:47:52
I put it in the woods
because it´s made of wood...

:47:55
...and he shouId be
with his famiIy.

:47:59
At Ieast I didn´t punch anyone.

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