Harriet the Spy
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:06:00
See ya.
:06:02
See you guys in a few.
:06:07
Sixth grade.
:06:10
All the usual suspects
are back in action.

:06:15
First of all there's
Rachel Hennessy,

:06:19
Marion's second in command.
:06:21
The only thing more pathetic
than being Marion Hawthorne

:06:25
is wanting to be
Marion Hawthorne.

:06:30
Pinky Whitehead,
:06:32
the human fish belly.
:06:34
If Janie's theory is right,
then Pinky's DNA

:06:36
was combined with a pint
of vanilla yogurt at birth.

:06:39
Carrie Andrews thinks
she's cool...

:06:43
'cause she spent her summer
vacation growing boobs.

:06:48
Laura Peters looks like
someone pinched her face

:06:51
and it stuck that way.
:06:53
The boy with purple socks.
:06:55
A man of mystery.
:06:57
He never talks.
:06:59
If I were known
only by my footwear,

:07:02
I'd hang myself.
:07:04
Beth Ellen Hansen always looks
like she's about to cry.

:07:08
I wish someone
would just kick her

:07:10
and get it over with.
:07:13
And then of course,
there's our teacher...

:07:16
Miss Elson.
:07:17
She's nice, and polite.
:07:20
I bet one day she goes
on a psycho killing spree,

:07:22
and all her neighbors
will say...

:07:24
"She was nice and polite."
:07:26
Well, from what your last
two teachers tell me,

:07:30
it looks like
déja vu all over again.

:07:37
It's time to vote for
a sixth grade class president.

:07:41
And for the third year
in a row...

:07:45
we're down to our final
two nominees,

:07:48
and they are Harriet Welsch
:07:52
and Marion Hawthorne.
:07:55
And so, as you may know,
:07:58
the duties of the class
president include


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