:07:02
I'd hang myself.
:07:04
Beth Ellen Hansen always looks
like she's about to cry.
:07:08
I wish someone
would just kick her
:07:10
and get it over with.
:07:13
And then of course,
there's our teacher...
:07:16
Miss Elson.
:07:17
She's nice, and polite.
:07:20
I bet one day she goes
on a psycho killing spree,
:07:22
and all her neighbors
will say...
:07:24
"She was nice and polite."
:07:26
Well, from what your last
two teachers tell me,
:07:30
it looks like
déja vu all over again.
:07:37
It's time to vote for
a sixth grade class president.
:07:41
And for the third year
in a row...
:07:45
we're down to our final
two nominees,
:07:48
and they are Harriet Welsch
:07:52
and Marion Hawthorne.
:07:55
And so, as you may know,
:07:58
the duties of the class
president include
:08:01
taking attendance,
reporting bad behavior
:08:05
and best of all, editing
the sixth grade newspaper.
:08:13
And now we vote.
:08:17
Marion Hawthorne... again.
:08:20
Three years in a row.
:08:23
You know what?
I think I'll invent a poison.
:08:26
A really good,
:08:27
clean, untraceable poison.
:08:29
One that fries your brains
:08:31
and makes all your bodily
fluids boil at once.
:08:33
- Could you?
- Check it out.
:08:35
One day I'd be like,
"Oh, hi, Marion.
:08:37
"Oh, no, I'm not
finishing this soda."
:08:39
And she'd be like...
:08:46
I'm serious.
:08:48
Any of you guys
want to come over?
:08:50
I got to get home.
:08:51
If my amoebas start
incubating,
:08:53
they really stink up the house.
:08:54
Harriet?
:08:55
Sorry. Spy time.