Harriet the Spy
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I mean, do I try to interfere
with your bookkeeping?!

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My business is comedy!
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That's what I do!
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I'm funny!
I'm the funny guy!

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Yes, you are.
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They're the money guys.
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Okay, slippery,
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bath time's over.
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Come out with your hands up.
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But I just got in.
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Oh, sure.
I believe that one.

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Let's see your fingers,
prune girl.

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Talk to the hand,
'cause the face

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ain't gonna listen.
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He asked me to come up
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with something new,
something fresh.

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You read it.
It was good.

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- Yes.
- It was the funniest script

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we've had all year!
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Yes, it was. So what
was their problem?

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Hey, I want to hear.
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Oh, yeah?
I want to sing opera,

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but I can't, so I don't.
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That downstairs is...
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Well, your dad
has a high-pressure job.

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What's a high-pressure job?
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It's when you don't
get to do what you want

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and when you do,
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you don't have time to do it.
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Do spies have
high-pressure jobs?

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Only when
they're caught.

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I'm never caught.
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You're right.
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You never are.
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Oh, look, a ugly water bug!
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Hey!
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Caught ya.
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Here she is.
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Night.
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Good night.
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Good night. You want
me to tuck you in?

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Golly can do it.
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"'The time has come,'
the Walrus said.

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"To talk of many things."
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"Of shoes and ships
and sealing wax."

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"Of cabbages and kings."
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"And why the sea
is boiling hot."

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"And whether
pigs have wings."'

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- Do you have any wings?
- Yeah.

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Let me see.
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Crap? No, no.
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This stuff is beyond crap.
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This is what crap wants
to be when it grows up.

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Listen to this.
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"A Question Corner
by Marion Hawthorne.

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"Horse riding,
for those who can afford it

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"is a very wonderful sport.
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"Every weekend,
my father takes me riding

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and we laugh together
as we ride."

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Does she mention
her mom pays for dork lessons?

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Man, once that
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disintegration ray
is complete... bzzt!


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