Independence Day

So why are you waiting?
My Social Security will expire,
you'll still be sitting there.

- I'm thinking.
- Yeah, well, think already!

Do you know how long it takes
for those cups to decompose?

If you don't move soon,
I'll start to decompose.

Listen, David,
I've been meaning to talk with you.

- It's nice that you see me so much now...
- Don't start, Dad.

It's been... what? Four years?
You're still wearing a wedding band?

- Three years.
- You're divorced, move on.

- This is not healthy.
- No, the smoking is not healthy.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
- Wait. This is not checkmate.
- See you tomorrow, Pop.

Hold on! This is not checkmate.
Oh... Checkmate!
We've got everybody we have
working on the problem.

I love X-Files too. I hope you get to see it.
David! What's the point in having a beeper
if you don't turn it on?

I was ignoring you.
What's the big emergency?
It started this morning.
Every station's making like it's the 1950s.

We got static, snow, all kinds of distortions.
Nobody knows...

There's a reason
we have bins labelled "Recycle".

What the hell is going on? My God in heaven!
So sue me. David! We got a problem!
Did you switch transponder channels?
Please! You think I'd be this panicked
if it was so simple?