Independence Day

Excuse me! Coming through.
The arrival of the aliens has caused over
10,000 fender benders in just a few seconds.

But this is just the beginning...
- You can't go! You got to call them back!
- I'm not gonna do this with you, Jasmine.

- I've got to report to El Toro.
- You said you was on leave for the Fourth!

Well, they cancelled it!
Look, why are you acting like this?
That's why!
Look, I really don't think they flew 90 billion
light years to come and start a fight,

and get all rowdy.
Why don't you just relax? I'm gonna report
to El Toro, find out what's goin' on.

- What are you doin' in there, man?
- Nothing, I'm just drivin'.

- I got these for you.
- Firecrackers!

- You be careful.
- Steve, wait.

- I wanna tell you something.
- What is it, Jasmine?

You take care of yourself, you hear?
why don't you pack some things and you
and Dylan come stay with me on the base?

You will see that there is nothing
to be scared of.

- You don't mind?
- Well, I mean...

l will have to let all my other girlfriends
know they can't come over.

- I got to postpone a freaky weekend.
- There you go, thinking you're all that.

But you are not as charming
as you think you are, sir.