Independence Day

You'll have to do the honours for me.
- You're a wuss!
- Whatever. Shut up and read it.

It says: "Captain Steven Hiller"... loser.
- Come on!
- Blah blah blah!

"We regret to inform you that
despite your excellent record of service..."

I'm sorry, man.
You know what you need to do?

You need to, like, kiss some serious booty
to get ahead in this world.

That's what I'm trying to tell you.
See, I like the one-knee approach,

because it puts the booty, like,
right in front of the lip...

- What's this?
- That's nothin'.

What is this?
- Jasmine kinda has a thing for dolphins.
- Stevie, this is a wedding ring.

I thought you said
you were gonna break it off?

Man, you know I really like Jasmine.
You know that, right?
Man, you never can you get to fly a spaceship
if you marry spill.

:38:23 could only happen in California.
Here's Wendy Walsh with a special report.

Hundreds of UFO fanatics have gathered
on rooftops in Los Angeles

to welcome the newarrivals.
Oh, God! I hope they bring back Elvis!
I just came in to get my check tonight
and I got talked into working.

Oh, I must have been trippin'.
It's the party event ofthe century!
Everyone is invited,
especially you-know-who.

- This is so cool!
- Girl, please!

Oh, hey! I made it before I came in.
Check it out!
I know you're not gonna join those idiots.