Jerry Maguire

- I know Jerry pretty well.
- Hi, Jerry, remember me?

- I'll see you for lunch tomorrow.
- He was good in bed.

This is the funniest thing ever.
Jerry should get married.
He won't be alone.

- He cannot be alone.
- He can't be alone.

Jerry is great at friendship,
but he's really bad at intimacy.

He can't be alone.
- He can't say, "I love you".
- He's an agent. He lies.

- I love you too.
- Hey, love you too.

I love you.
- I love you.
- I love you.

- Good morning, Jenny.
- Sorry I missed the party.

Good morning, Jerry.
Marcee's here and she's in a hurry.

I'm glad to see you finally made it.
Rod is very upset.

- Tyson, no!
- Okay.

- Hello.
- Long time no see!

- Tyson!
- How can I make your life better?

Jerry, I don't want any bullshit.
Where is our offer from Arizona?

- Cronin's for lunch?
- This is Bob Sugar.

- He's called at our house.
- Sorry to interrupt you.

You've got to earn your 4%.
My husband has an image.

Putting him in a water-bed
commercial makes him common.

He deserves the big four: Shoe,
car, clothing line, soft drink.

I know about celebrity endorsement.