Jerry Maguire

Hey, old college-buddy.

- For you.
- Thank you.

And this. The finest cigar
my club has to offer.

This is what it's all about, man.
Everybody loves you.

It pisses me off!
Whether you're country,
a red-neck or a freak...

Young or old,
from Moscow, London or Memphis...

Jerry Maguire will still be
the king of rock and roll.

- Your little black book.
- He makes my heart pound.

- I know Jerry pretty well.
- Hi, Jerry, remember me?

- I'll see you for lunch tomorrow.
- He was good in bed.

This is the funniest thing ever.
Jerry should get married.
He won't be alone.

- He cannot be alone.
- He can't be alone.

Jerry is great at friendship,
but he's really bad at intimacy.

He can't be alone.
- He can't say, "I love you".
- He's an agent. He lies.

- I love you too.
- Hey, love you too.

I love you.
- I love you.
- I love you.