Jerry Maguire

Hi, Ray,
aren't you supposed to be in bed?

- Yeah.
- Don't worry, I won't tell.

The human head weighs eight pounds.
- Jerry Maguire.
- I think it's this one.

You should be dreaming about me.
Think about me constantly.

That's when the big dollars
are gonna flow.

- Who is this?
- Rod Tidwell. Where's my agent?

- My agent and I should be one.
- Are you a football player?

A football player? I'm a school
teacher about to womp your ass!

I won't say anything else, but you
just can't fall for a drowning man.

Which top?
Turtle neck, sensible. V-neck, sexy.

What are other women my age
doing right now?

They're out partying
trying to get a man.

Trying to keep a man.
Not me, I'm trying to raise a man.

This one. I've got a 24-hour-a-day
reminder of Roger for my whole life.

I've had three lovers in four years.
All of them ran a distant second
to a good book and a warm bath.

I'm the oldest 26-year-old around.
How do I look?

- Good.
- Yeah? Thanks.

72% of new buyers
are African-American.

- You talk too much.
- It is a form of communication.

- It was fun talking to you, Rod.
- Jerry...!

I'll make you a ham sandwich.