Jerry Maguire

- Do you have something to drink?
- Sure.

- I heard.
- I saw your shoes under the door.

This guy is looking for anyone
who'll show interest.

Don't use those.
Use the frosted glasses.

- I warmed up some chicken.
- I love you.

I won't say any more,
but what about Ray?

He shouldn't hear
a strange man's voice in the house.

- A drunken man's voice.
- What about ten angry women?

Lean forward. Okay, I've got it.
It's still edible.
Change your shirt.

Hi, Jerry.
Hi, Ray,
aren't you supposed to be in bed?

- Yeah.
- Don't worry, I won't tell.

The human head weighs eight pounds.
- Jerry Maguire.
- I think it's this one.

You should be dreaming about me.
Think about me constantly.

That's when the big dollars
are gonna flow.

- Who is this?
- Rod Tidwell. Where's my agent?

- My agent and I should be one.
- Are you a football player?

A football player? I'm a school
teacher about to womp your ass!

I won't say anything else, but you
just can't fall for a drowning man.