:43:01
HOWARD: I couldn't find
the kid a doll.
:43:04
- That makes me a bad father? No.
- Nah.
:43:07
But yelling at him
for no good reason?
:43:10
That makes me a bad father.
:43:12
One chance a year
to prove we're not screwups,
:43:15
and what do we do?
We screw it up!
:43:18
HOWARD: A few years ago,
:43:20
I wanted to do something
really special for Jamie...
:43:23
so... I built him
his own clubhouse.
:43:28
It came out great.
:43:31
Well, I mean, the door
was a little crooked, right?
:43:34
The roof didn't
sit quite straight.
:43:36
You should have seen
his face light up.
:43:38
When he saw that,
he was so excited.
:43:42
He played in that clubhouse
the entire day.
:43:45
He even made us have
Christmas dinner in it.
:43:46
- No!
- Oh, yeah.
:43:50
I was the hero then.
:43:54
Look at me now.
:43:55
That kid's going to need
some serious therapy.
:43:58
Oh, don't say that.
:43:59
Mm-hmm. I know what
I'm talking about.
:44:03
See, I never forgave my father.
:44:05
One Christmas,
I wanted this one special toy,
:44:08
Johnny Seven O.M.A. Gun.
:44:09
- You remember those?
- No.
:44:11
I still remember the commercial.
:44:13
Two kids playing out
in the backyard.
:44:16
'Johnny to Peter.
Enemy sighted.'
:44:18
'Roger there! Open fire! '
:44:20
Johnny would whip out his Johnny
Seven O.M.A. One-Man-Army Gun.
:44:24
- Seven guns in one!
- Huh.
:44:27
]Chuckling]
:44:28
Thing looked like a blast.
:44:32
Of course for my old man,
:44:35
Christmas was just another
opportunity to let me down.
:44:40
I never did get
that Johnny Seven O.M.A.
:44:43
HOWARD: Sorry to hear that.
MYRON: It don't mean nothing.
:44:48
You ever heard of a guy
named Scott Sherman?
:44:50
Yeah. CEO of
Sherman Industries.
:44:53
MYRON: He was my old neighbor,
:44:55
and his dad got him
a Johnny Seven O.M.A. Gun.
:44:58
You know what happened?