:44:03
See, I never forgave my father.
:44:05
One Christmas,
I wanted this one special toy,
:44:08
Johnny Seven O.M.A. Gun.
:44:09
- You remember those?
- No.
:44:11
I still remember the commercial.
:44:13
Two kids playing out
in the backyard.
:44:16
'Johnny to Peter.
Enemy sighted.'
:44:18
'Roger there! Open fire! '
:44:20
Johnny would whip out his Johnny
Seven O.M.A. One-Man-Army Gun.
:44:24
- Seven guns in one!
- Huh.
:44:27
]Chuckling]
:44:28
Thing looked like a blast.
:44:32
Of course for my old man,
:44:35
Christmas was just another
opportunity to let me down.
:44:40
I never did get
that Johnny Seven O.M.A.
:44:43
HOWARD: Sorry to hear that.
MYRON: It don't mean nothing.
:44:48
You ever heard of a guy
named Scott Sherman?
:44:50
Yeah. CEO of
Sherman Industries.
:44:53
MYRON: He was my old neighbor,
:44:55
and his dad got him
a Johnny Seven O.M.A. Gun.
:44:58
You know what happened?
:45:00
He became a billionaire.
:45:02
And me? Well... huh.
:45:04
I'm just a loser
with no future.
:45:09
Here's to you, Dad.
:45:18
Ahh.
:45:22
HOWARD: I can't let this happen.
:45:25
It's just a doll.
:45:27
It's just a stupid
little plastic doll!
:45:29
Ah-ah. That's action figure.
:45:32
There's got to be one
around here somewhere!
:45:34
RADIO: Been looking everywhere
for a Turbo Man doll?
:45:37
HOWARD: Yes.
:45:38
RADIO: You'd do anything
to get your hands on one?
:45:41
HOWARD: Yes, yes.
:45:42
RADIO:
KORS has good news for you.
:45:45
If you're the first caller
to identify Santa's reindeer,
:45:49
you will win the hottest toy
since Johnny Seven O.M.A.
:45:52
HOWARD: Dasher, Dancer,
Prancer, Vixen,
:45:53
Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.
:45:55
RADIO: Call 555-KORS.
:45:58
HOWARD: No.
MYRON: I don't think so!