:02:02
I had no plans.
:02:03
You were no different
than those civilians,
:02:05
those letter writers who laugh
at my knee socks and safari hat.
:02:09
]Whimpering]
:02:11
Are you laughing at me?
:02:13
Oh, no! Lord, no!
Not at all!
:02:15
MYRON: Mr. Ponytail Man,
I know your kind!
:02:18
You put the trash can
in front of the mailbox...
:02:21
so I have to get out of my jeep!
:02:23
- No, not true! I recycle!
- Shut up!
:02:26
MYRON: The window's there
so I can just put the mail in.
:02:30
But you act like
everything's OK!
:02:32
'Hey, Mr. Mailman! ' Like I have
no feelings of my own!
:02:36
- Hit the deck!
- Aah!
:02:41
]Music box plays
'Jingle Bells']
:02:47
Ooh! Ooh!
:02:53
]Sighs]
:02:55
MYRON: Look, I'm sorry.
:02:57
It's the pressure
of Zip-Plus-Four.
:02:59
Don't hit me! I got sickle cell!
:03:01
MAN: Excuse me, gentlemen!
:03:03
Are you under the impression...
:03:04
that I have a Turbo Man doll
here in the studio?
:03:08
MYRON: You said so on the radio.
:03:09
MAN: Oh, no!
HOWARD: You did.
:03:11
MAN: No.
:03:12
What I actually said
was whoever won...
:03:15
would get a doll eventually.
:03:19
Ha ha! You see,
what we have here...
:03:23
is a gift certificate.
:03:25
- A gift certificate!
- Right!
:03:28
]AII shouting]
:03:29
As soon as they get
some in the stores...
:03:32
]Sirens approaching]
:03:36
HOWARD: Did you call the cops?
MAN: Well, kind of.
:03:39
MYRON: Let's go!
But I'm going first!
:03:45
Heh heh heh!
:03:48
MYRON:
Better luck next time, loser.
:03:50
MAN: Freeze!
MYRON: Hey! Hey, hey!
:03:57
Can't stay out of trouble,
can you?
:03:59
You wouldn't hurt
a fellow civil servant.