:03:01
MAN: Excuse me, gentlemen!
:03:03
Are you under the impression...
:03:04
that I have a Turbo Man doll
here in the studio?
:03:08
MYRON: You said so on the radio.
:03:09
MAN: Oh, no!
HOWARD: You did.
:03:11
MAN: No.
:03:12
What I actually said
was whoever won...
:03:15
would get a doll eventually.
:03:19
Ha ha! You see,
what we have here...
:03:23
is a gift certificate.
:03:25
- A gift certificate!
- Right!
:03:28
]AII shouting]
:03:29
As soon as they get
some in the stores...
:03:32
]Sirens approaching]
:03:36
HOWARD: Did you call the cops?
MAN: Well, kind of.
:03:39
MYRON: Let's go!
But I'm going first!
:03:45
Heh heh heh!
:03:48
MYRON:
Better luck next time, loser.
:03:50
MAN: Freeze!
MYRON: Hey! Hey, hey!
:03:57
Can't stay out of trouble,
can you?
:03:59
You wouldn't hurt
a fellow civil servant.
:04:02
What's with this violence?
It's Christmas.
:04:04
I was just delivering...
:04:05
Hey! Back up! This is
a homemade explosive device!
:04:09
I'll blow it up!
:04:11
I work for the post office,
so you know I'm not stable!
:04:14
Tell them!
:04:17
- This man is totally insane.
- Thank you.
:04:21
Now put the guns down. Now!
:04:23
Brother, man,
put your gun down!
:04:25
Everybody!
:04:27
You, too, Barnaby Jones!
:04:36
]Drops gun]
:04:38
All right, just stay there.
:04:40
I'll know if you move.
I have the ears of a snake!
:04:44
Ciao, baby!
:04:55
You shouldn't mess with that.
:04:56
Relax, Sparky.
:04:58
I was on the bomb squad
for 10 years.